Promo Pimp

This one goes out to all you WP’s in Promoland! Written, recorded & performed by Daniel Bernath, ABC Directed by Rob Hampton & Daniel Bernath Edited by Rob Hampton, Splat Pictures Graphics by John Hudson, Royal Pictures

Author: splatco

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36 Responses to “Promo Pimp”

  1. PromoSlayer Says:

    love it!
    But sometimes feel like saying

    “yipes – I tried to help ya all I can, but I can’t do nuttin’ for ya man”

    to the news and programming department!

  2. furcast Says:

    You should be able to submit this for an emmy.

  3. georgeanimalsteele Says:

    Love the pro VO…”Mountain” time? YES!!

  4. dbrickard Says:

    f-ing great!

  5. andresripoll Says:

    The sexual content will not appeal to the general audience, please loose all the booty shots.

  6. trailergenius Says:

    LOL… Almost as bad as being in the trailer business where we polish terds and put perfume on shit.

  7. alfromcal2011 Says:

    Do you have mp3 itune for this?

  8. producer7877 Says:

    That’s really feeling great! Nice start! Now let’s just edit that down a hair, maybe rework the music a little too? Oh wait, maybe you should consider trying a new track altogether? Love the title treatment! But not certain of the colors? Just some food for thought as you move forward. Thanks for the great work!

  9. ChampsX5 Says:

    That’s an excellent promo, but you need to add a title sponsor. We just sold it.

  10. noahpocalypse Says:

    where’s my promo, bitch.

  11. promogirlie Says:

    Quit making spoofs and get back to tweaking that POB, a’ight?

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  13. capvid88 Says:

    ME: Hey, Howie (another editor) what chu doing? HOWIE: Ehh, I’m just polishing another turd!” – TRUE CONVERSATION.

  14. promolady99 Says:

    EXCELLENT WORK! But it’s Sweeps and I’m not sure we have the inventory… Put it on the Back Burner.

  15. conolan Says:

    It’s a great presentation, but that track will never get cleared for air. Can you cut it down to :60 and replace the music with some needledrop?

  16. BrainFreezeComedy Says:

    LOL! Ain’t that the truth.

  17. yipshnip Says:

    Hey what’d that squirl just say?!?!?!

    watch it at ten, 9 MOUNTAIN!!!!!

  18. isawacat Says:

    Great now version it, slate it, lay it to tape. We’re also gonna need some sponsor versions, some off air versions, I know it’s already 6:00 but can you stay and make sure that all happens?

  19. capvid88 Says:

    I’m in this business, and that’s exactly what it is – propaganda – make you think like I want you to think – buy what I want you to buy – whether you want it or not – BWAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  20. voiceaddict Says:

    More intensity! More gravitas! Uh, and more cowbell !!

  21. gdocekal Says:

    Cool…but you need to MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER.

  22. madley1963 Says:

    Um, I don’t know…is that the voice over? The music feels dated and the edit is too fast for viewers to understand the message. Can I get another cut by the end of the day.

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    in a world where blah blah blah blah…
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    I can sooooo relate to this!

  24. bengrimm25 Says:

    Nice shout-out to Don Lafontaine, RIP.

  25. Gatesnake Says:

    I think we’re almost there but we have some notes….

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